names are so weird it’s like what noise should i make to get your attention
today I yelled at a girl at the train station because I liked her shirt and now we’re friends I guess.
I hate when there are hot people at registers go model and stop looking at me buying toilet paper.
- (via mer-se)
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up